The countdown to Christmas has well begun, and unlike my usual merriment of the joyous season that I loved in the past; I have replaced my smiling “Merry Christmas” this year with the scroogiest “Bah Humbug.”
There has been no reason for my demise of Christmas pleasantries, no life-altering event that has kept me from ‘decking my halls, ‘ and of course, no sudden change of my strong Christian beliefs…just an all around dismissing or ‘skipping’ of Christmas. My lack of sending my joy to the world reminds me of the Movie “Christmas with the Kranks, ” in which the family opted to just simply ‘skip’ Christmas, and that seemed impossible; however, this year I decided to sure enough give it a try. So, Bah Humbug!
By the second week of December it became ice sickle clear to everyone; family, friends and foes, neighbors and strangers that I was indeed not in the spirit of Christmas. There were no stockings hung on my chimney with care and no wishes of Goodwill to all danced from my mouth. After my office Christmas party, (that I decided not to attend,) I returned the unopened, but known useless ‘under $10 gifts’ that had been given to me by associates. Asking them to give the gifts to shelters, I noticed the disappointment on their faces. But, needless to say, I didn’t care, I simply just did not have the Christmas spirit, and that is my prerogative. At the end of the day, employees with smiling faces, shouted the merriest Christmas Greetings, and I under my breath, thinking no one heard me grumbled “Bah Humbug!”
“You need a Christmas miracle,” stated my assistant as she pulled me aside. “No,” I said, “I need my own personal Christmas angel.” Dismissing me as a lost cause, my assistant left me standing in the cold, contemplating my Scrooge like demeanor. Suddenly, feeling a tad of guilt for my less than jolly actions, I decided to go shopping—my favorite pick-me-up.
As I approached the strip mall I often frequent, I noticed a large sale sign at the door to Michael’s Arts and Crafts store. Great, I thought, I love a sale! And what I love more than a good sale is coupons, and guess what? When searching through my coupon pouch I had indeed two coupons for Michael’s. Immediately my spirits were lifted as I tugged on my scarf and did a quick once over. Deciding to change my boots into my favorite shopping shoes, a fashionable pair of wedge heels with extra cushioning and padding I was ready for hours of shopping pleasure. After the quick shoe switch I marched to door with my coupons in tow and my first smile on my face since Thanksgiving.
Low and behold, my merriment quickly dropped once realizing that the so called sale was only for Christmas items. What a bummer! Did the world not get my memo...I AM SKIPPING CHRISTMAS!!!However, since I was already there I decided to just look, after all, I was not in the Christmas spirit. I laughed at the poor saps trying to do last minute holiday shopping to add even more red, green and white decorations to homes that probably already look like the North Pole. I smiled to myself realizing how much money I was saving by not decorating my home this holiday season. Picking up a beaded gold wreath, that was exquisite I might add, I decided to make myself feel even better by checking the prices of the over-priced holiday items.
“$29.99.” What could this be true? This beaded majesty that seemed like it would cost at least $89? Feeling a little warm and flushed I looked up toward the ceiling to catch a breath of fresh air when…a little yellow sign caught my eye. Slowly, taking it all in I read the words…’All items on this aisle 50% off’. 50% I thought, clenching the majestic, but yet more than affordable $14.99 wreath in my hand I began to fight off the uncontrollable urge to purchase its golden branches. Knowing very well I couldn’t buy the darn thing because I had made a conscious decision to skip Christmas; however, I could not put it down. Walking to the next aisle laden with red and green plaid, glistening with silver and gold I felt a warm inner glow. Then catching a glimpse of the blue 60% off banner on the aisle, it felt like home.
With each aisle I searched full of Christmas décor, the more and more I became thankful and merry. Grabbing every red, green and silver item I remotely liked, I found my self singing Christmas carols and releasing my spirit’s joy. Over-filling my backset with items of holiday splendor, I found myself basking in the beauty of past Christmas’ that I enjoyed. Purchasing Christmas themed plates and green goblets I began planning my own holiday brunch.
Bustling out of the store in a rush to go decorate my home, I packed my ornaments and items with care in my trunk quickly, realizing that Christmas day is closely approaching. Just before I drove out of the parkway, I looked up at the sign of the store that had indeed saved Christmas for me. By taking in its sales I was swung into the Christmas spirit. Leaving the parking lot I smiled at the familiar yellow sign and mouthed, “Thanks Michael, you are truly my Christmas angel.”
by Tiffany J. Prewitt
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